Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My vagina is officially offended.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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