4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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