i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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