i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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