I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
only if we run a train.
done.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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