Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Fuck appropriateness.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
