pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I forget how to act sober
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