I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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