My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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