I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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