I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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