You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with