false alarm. still invincible.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"