shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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