She said her name was "party"
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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