But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
