I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
