Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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