I hope mine doesn't look like that
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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