dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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