Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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