And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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