Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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