I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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