I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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