Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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