those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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