She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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