my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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