first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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