Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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