k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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