cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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