He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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