Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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