I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
should my penis look like a turkey
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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