And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Holy shit dude........stairs
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