If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
babies were throwing up all over the place
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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