me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sarcasm needs its own font
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
His nipple licking is glorious
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