I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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