no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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