is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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