Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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