is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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