I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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