The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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