last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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