ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize