i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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