let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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