I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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