after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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