she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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