i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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