Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
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Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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