I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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