it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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